Ways to Behave in Public, Part IV: The Courtly Dance
April hath put a spirit of youth in everything!, wrote The Bard. So, as day waxes longer and one’s thoughts turn naturally to rosy-cheeked concupiscence, remember this adage, sure to win you the hand of your hamlet’s fairest maid!
- Dance all up on her! Bump, grind and ram until one of you is pregnant or security intervenes. Really. That’s it.