LIRR, Westbound Hempstead Train, Saturday, March 29th, 5:30 PM
- Leather jacket: (anxiously) I still don't undastand why we're not goin to Richie's party.
- Leather pants: Bro, for the last time, the tricks going to that party are way too smart. We wouldn't get ANY action.
- Leather jacket: Oh...yeah, ya right.