A Brief Introduction To Riding A Pennwards Subway
Though many subway riders may consider themselves versed in general train etiquette, comparatively few seem aware of the complex set of rules governing all trains bound for Penn Station. Here follow a few of the most important regulations.
- Do not be a woman
- If you must be a woman, do not be attractive
- Do not weigh less than 250 pounds
- Do not smell of anything but your own brackish musk, and perhaps the Jamaican beef patty you picked up at the bodega near your office